Showing posts with label Ellen deGeneres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ellen deGeneres. Show all posts

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Toon: Temper Tantrump

Here's one more cartoon for good measure this week. 

Mr. Trump's performance at Tuesday's so-called debate has got people trying to figure out how to get the overgrown spoiled brat who literally cannot shut up for two minutes to adhere to the rules. He interrupted Joe Biden over six dozen times*, and not for quick outbursts, either. Again and again, and yet again and even more agains, he insisted on shouting over the Democratic nominee and the moderator, Chris Wallace, as well.

Proposals for any future debates include giving the moderator the ability to cut off the president's microphone, or having as moderator a middle school teacher. We could go so far as to hold the next debate on Ellen DeGeneres's "Game of Games" set, where the talk show host could open the floor beneath either candidate for infractions, or dump chocolate pudding on them, or strap them in place and yank them offstage through the wall.

But Ms. DeGeneres is trying to reclaim her image as a nice person these days, so perhaps she wouldn't be interested.
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* Update: Chris Wallace said on Fox News today that Trump interrupted Biden 145 times. But who's counting?

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Q Toon: Dancing with DeGeneres in the Pale Moonlight

You were expecting maybe Kamala Harris? All in good time, children. This week's cartoon had a deadline before Joe Biden announced his running mate pick, so I've drawn about some entertainment news instead.

Celebrities are tweeting out about allegations that there is a toxic work environment behind the scenes at Ellen DeGeneres's daytime talk show.

Actors Brad Garrett and Lea Thompson are among the few big-name celebrities vouching for the accusations. By and large, other recognizable names are tweeting up in defense of DeGeneres: actors Jerry O'Connell and Diane Keaton, singer Katy Perry and comedians Kevin Hart and Jay Leno, for example.

For her part, DeGeneres has expressed disappointment that some entity involved in her show has failed to live up to the "Be Kind" ethos she proclaims.

And if she ever finds out who is responsible, heads will roll!

Look, I realize that people generally don't rise to the top in the entertainment industry without stepping on some fingers and toes on the way up. I've seen "All About Eve" too many times to think that every star's public persona is mirrored in their personal behavior.

Is this a case where judging someone at their worst is justified?

I'm reminded of the time that my better half and I went to see a live performance by a comedian host of a popular talk show. We were seated up in the balcony area; up in the front row, there was someone with a very loud laugh. Sort of.

I mean, it seemed to be a laugh, but didn't quite sound like a normal laugh. I've known people who laugh loud and uncontrollably, like a deranged donkey, and this was kind of like that. But it also sounded like it was a wail of grief of pain. It was very weird.

The laugh didn't always start up promptly with the punch line of the comedian's jokes, and at times blared out of proportion to some set-up line. And it was throwing the comedian off his rhythm. So he started making cracks about it. Engaging the fellow as if he were a heckler. Making jokes at the fellow's expense. And people laughed along.

Then the comedian broke from his routine entirely to confront the fellow head-on.

At which point the woman the fellow was with — his mother — explained that her son, a lifelong fan of the comedian, had suffered permanent traumatic brain injury in a vehicular accident some years before.

Well, that sucked all the air out of the room. The comedian suddenly looked like the world's most insensitive asshole. He put his routine aside and desperately worked to win back the fan, his mother, and the rest of the audience.

The comedian eventually found his way back to his act, but the show was never quite the same after that.

Ask most people for their impressions of that comedian, and, after they've tried mimicking his distinctive voice for you, they'll probably tell you they think he's a nice person. And he probably is. But talk to enough of his peers, and you'll probably come across somebody who thinks he isn't funny, or didn't deserve his talk show, or was rude that one time, or cut them off in traffic, or whatever.

We got to see him at an inopportune moment. Everybody has them. 

What's important is how many inopportune moments someone has, and how often. Is it a moment, or a habit? 

The truth will generally out.

Monday, August 15, 2016

This Week's 19-Year-Old Sneak Peek

I couldn't figure out a snippet of this week's cartoon that I could use for this week's sneak peek without giving the whole cartoon away, so here's the bottom half of a front-page illustration I did for the year-end edition of In Step in 1997, because it includes a gay Olympian in the mix.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Q Toon: Boycotting the Gay Away

"One Million Moms" has decided to boycott J.C. Penney because they've signed Ellen deGeneres on as their advertising pitchperson:
“Funny that JC Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are traditional families. More sales will be lost than gained unless they replace their spokesperson quickly. Unless JC Penney decides to be neutral in the culture war then their brand transformation will be unsuccessful.” -- OMM statement
The American Family Association quickly joined OMM in their boycott effort:
"Does it offend you? Are you offended by this or are you kind of just ‘ho hum, so be it’? There comes a time when there needs to be a holy rejection of corruption that is literally putrefying our families. It’s time, long overdue, and too many people are sitting back and just letting Sodom and Gomorrah come walking in the door.

"Does it offend you, when you hear what retailers now—putting icons before you and your kids who are known, and according to some, flaming homosexuals?"
Meanwhile, right wing organizations are also trying to boycott Starbucks because the coffee vendor has come out in support the current bill to legalize marriage equality for same-sex couples in the state of Washington. So have Google and Microsoft; can One Million Moms chuck their PCs and learn to Bing on their Apples? Wait a minute -- Bing is Microsoft! Oh, when oh when will Rupert Murdoch buy up a search engine that will be "fair and balanced" and "neutral in the culture war" as conservatives see it?

And are the wingnuts still boycotting Ford?