Thursday, May 12, 2016

Q Toon: Judging by Its Cover


Caitlyn Jenner is going to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated wearing nothing but an American flag and an Olympic medal.

There's not a whole lot of point getting worked up about that, so let's talk about the West Virginia primary.

There's not much point in getting worked up about that, either. It's late in the primary process; the Republican contest has already been decided, and the state's Democrats have a history of voting against the front-runner.

Or do they?

Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton 51% to 36%; it's hard to imagine that coal mining enthusiasts who disagree with Hillary Clinton that there's little future in coal mining found much more in Sanders's position on mining to agree with. (On guns, maybe. Mining, no.) Indeed, an additional 9% of the vote went to a protest candidate, Paul Farrell, upset with the two candidates' attitude against coal mining, and 2% went to Keith Judd. In 2012, Judd, a felon who filed from a Texas prison to be on the Democratic primary ballot, garnered 41% of the vote against President Obama. And in 2008, Democrats there were just fine with Hillary Clinton, voting overwhelmingly for her over the presumptive nominee, The Black Guy.

44% of Sanders voters in West Virginia's open primary plan to vote for Donald Trump in November, even if Sanders somehow seizes the nomination from Clinton. There might very well have been down-ballot races of interest to genuine Democrats, but I suspect that a significant chunk of Sanders's so-called support could be chalked up to Trump voters making mischief in the Democratic race. (Trump himself told his supporters there not to bother to voting for him.)

I confidently predict that West Virginia will vote against the Democratic nominee in May and November of 2020. And 2024. And 2028. Even if any of those nominees are Donald Berzilius Trump.

The problem here isn't with West Virginia; it's with the presidential primary and caucus system. Come May, one or both parties have no contest remaining, leaving the voters in the late states — including the largest one in the nation — no voice in deciding who will be on the ballot in November. Who is more likely to bother to vote at this point: someone who is fine with the choice made by the early state voters, or someone who thinks that choice is full of crap?

Candidates spend a full year campaigning in Iowa and New Hampshire, two of the whitest states in the union. Those states are followed by South Carolina, then "Super Tuesday" throughout the South, so moderate candidates tend to be out of the race by February. Any candidate running third in March is viewed as a joke no matter how serious his or her issues are. By April, at least one of the contests is usually in the bag, which is why the New York primary forces voters to declare way back in October which race they plan to vote in.

In a country the size of the U.S.A., I don't know what system would work better. A national primary would put lesser-funded candidates at an even greater disadvantage than U.S. v. Citizens United already has, and regional primaries would tilt the race in favor of the predominant biases of whoever comes first.

Maybe states should vote by month the same way voters do in line at the polls: states A through D in February, E through L in March, M through R in April, and S through Z in May. Four years later, rotate the order just to be fair.

Okay, fine, Iowa and New Hampshire can get to be first all the time. But at the conventions, their delegations don't get to cast their votes until after the balloons have dropped for the winner.


Monday, May 9, 2016

Saturday, May 7, 2016

100 Years Ago: Cartoons of Frank O. King

Lo and behold, it's Sweet’16back Saturday again! Last Saturday's post included a cartoon by Frank O. King, who would later go on to create the long-running comic saga, "Gasoline Alley" — as Pierre Couperie and Maurice Horn describe it in A History of the Comic Strip," "the first Bildungsroman in pictures."

I mentioned that in 1916, in addition to his Sunday funnies page comic, "Bobby Make-Believe," King also drew a full-page black-and-white comic on Sundays titled "The Rectangle." I decided to look that cartoon up for this week's look back, and found that the top half of the Rectangle for May 7, 1916 takes a very light-hearted look at the war in Europe. (You may recall that a couple weeks earlier, the Tribune had run a front-page editorial cartoon by John McCutcheon seeming to pitch the war as if it might be a jolly adventure; that must have reflected editorial policy at the Trib. After the War, the paper would turn isolationist under editor Col. Robert P. McCormick.)
As promised, I'm cutting these cartoons up so that you, dear reader, may be able to embiggen them enough to enreadify them. So here's the bottom half of the cartoon:

In researching last week's post, I was rather surprised to find that The World Encyclopedia of Cartoons by the same Maurice Horn who co-authored A History of the Comic Strip has no entry for Frank King or "Gasoline Alley" — although it does have entries for "The Rectangle" and for King's successor at Gasoline Alley's drawing board, Richard Moore. (The World Encyclopedia of Cartoons had no entries for any of the other cartoonists sampled last week, either; and of their cartoons, only an entry for "The Katzenjammer Kids" as an animated cartoon.)

The WEoC states that "The Rectangle," syndicated to several newspapers around the midwest, was an immensely popular feature, and I would venture to guess that it was more popular than "Bobby Make-Believe." Adults could relate to it, whereas the Tribune Sunday Funnies weren't necessarily targeted to adults in the first place.

The installment of "Bobby Make-Believe" on May 7, 1916 finds Bobby still fantasizing about beating up the delivery man from the week before in order to impress the girl next door:
Dream on, Bobby. Your days are numbered.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Q Toon: In the Flesh

This Sunday, Ted Cruz spoke up in support of North Carolina's HB2 and other "Bathroom Bills" on NBC's Face the Nation and Today Show.

It didn't help him in the Indiana primary, in a state which has already gone around the track on LGBT rights issues.

Well, I for one am glad that Ted Cruz's presidential campaign is down the toilet.

In February, I drew a cartoon portraying A Voice From Above holding up Cruz as the only, but worse, alternative to Donald Trump — only to have Cruz fall to third place in New Hampshire behind the Great White Bread Hope, John Kasich. I drew this week's cartoon over the weekend only to have Lucifer in the Flesh drop out of the race before any of my weekly papers could hit the newsstand.

Now he has to go back to the U.S. Senate, where nothing ever happens ... except ... at ... a ... glacial ... pace.

Plenty of time for my next cartoon about him to get from inkwell to recycling bin.

Monday, May 2, 2016

This Week's Sneak Peek


I'm back in the bathroom again,
Making sure men there are men.
And each woman's toilet tank
Is sanitized and sacrosanct.
Back in the bathroom again...

Sunday, May 1, 2016

The Shrinking News Hole

Yesterday, I mentioned that newspapers today are smaller than the ones of 100 years ago. I didn't mean in terms of page numbers, but of page size. So by way of illustration, here are a copy of the Milwaukee Journal from 1937 and a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel from this year, photographed side by side:
Now you know why the words in those cartoons were so damned small.

Next time I try to post 100-year-old Sunday comics on the web, I promise to post them in smaller chunks.