Speaking alongside his handler in Helsinki on Monday, Donald Joffrey Trump lied that there was no collusion between Russian operatives and his 2016 presidential campaign, and that, accepting Vladimir Putin's denials, "I don't see any reason why Russia would interfere in the 2016 election."
Tuesday, after bipartisan condemnation of his "disgraceful performance" — even on Fox News! — Trump said that he meant to say he didn't see any reason why Russia wouldn't interfere in the 2016 election.
Flatly contradicting himself, he still managed to lie both times.
Ya gotta admit: that takes some real skill — the kind that only comes from constant, everyday practice, practice, practice.
