Showing posts with label Godwin's Law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Godwin's Law. Show all posts

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Q Toon: Courage!

This week's Q Syndicate cartoon was probably inspired by watching so much Game of Thrones ... and by this picture (at right) in the Bible my church gave all of us Sunday School children way back in the days before Good News for Modern Man came out.

This particular edition has a comprehensive concordance, dictionary of biblical terms, maps, and, peppered judiciously throughout, a number of color pictures on glossy paper. The publisher didn't credit whoever was responsible for the pictures, unlike most of the considerably older Bibles I've seen which usually have a list of all the "plates" right after the table of contents.

This particular painting always looked to me as if the Emperor were somehow disintegrating down the wall, and I've never quite figured out what that red swath is supposed to be. Tattered cloth? Fading paint? Blood? Did he choose poorly?

The other source for this cartoon is the continued complaining from the religious righteous about how expecting wedding bakers and florists to treat their customers with equal respect is Just Like The Holocaust.

It's still a bit premature, I think, to make a joke out of Auschwitz; so, with apologies to my Sunday School teachers, I present Saint Godwin, the patron saint of Tiresome Hitler Analogies. (And just in time, Phyllis Schlafly has gone and compared antigay Christians to their lion fodder forebears. Is she a reader of this humble blog?)
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P.S.: I drew this cartoon well before A Jerk With A Gun decided to shoot up a church Bible study group in Charleston, South Carolina last night. No connection with last night's events is intended. But I would nevertheless suggest that there are greater threats to Religious Liberty than Adam and Steve patronizing their local florist.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

QToon: Don't Fence Me In

You've probably seen the video of Maiden, North Carolina Baptist preacher Charles Worley telling his flock about his final solution to the homosexual problem:
"Build a great big, large fence — 50 or 100 miles long - and put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals - and have that fence electrified so they can't get out. Feed 'em. And you know in a few years, they'll die out. You know why? They can't reproduce."
You may also have seen Anderson Cooper's interview with Providence Road churchgoer Stacey Pritchard defending that sermon, and news reports that Worley's congregation rose up and started singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" to him the following Sunday.

Okay, okay, they just applauded. But Godwin's Law notwithstanding, it's damn near impossible to avoid the sheer Naziness of the idea of putting people behind electrified fences and watching them die off.

You see, I would never deign to suggest any such treatment of the upstanding heterosexuals of Providence Road Baptist Church of Maiden, North Carolina.

They'd surely keep on reproducing until they ran out of room to stand and electrocuted the lot of themselves.