Pay no attention to Trump hauled into court, or Clarence Thomas schmoozing with that right-wing billionaire Nazi afficionado! Sound the alarm for really really urgent breaking news!!!!
Cishet snowflakes done got their panties all in a wad again, this time over beer cans.
Specifically, Bud Light, which put the face of transgender TikTokker Dylan Mulvaney on some of its cans as part of a partnership deal commemorating her 365th day of her transgendrification.
Not all of its cans, mind you. I suspect that it's not easy to find the Dylan Mulvaney Bud cans at your local Gas 'n' Grab or Dew Drop Inn.
But that was enough to make Kid Rock haul out some military-grade weaponry to blow up his stash of Bud Light real good on Twitter. Other buffoons went to social media to run over their beer with cars, trucks, and farm equipment, or just tossed them in the trash. Offered free Bud Light, attendees at a Kari Lake Still Thinks She's Governor rally stood on principle and drank Lite Beer by Miller instead.
Er, maybe they had Coors.
Seltzer?
Good ol' Tennessee whis-- oh, forget it.
Unfortunately for homobiqueertransdrag-o-phobes, the alcoholic beverage industry figured out long ago that there's gold in that there LGBTQ+ market. Hook-up apps have overtaken gay and lesbian bars as the go-to place to meet new dates, but the beer and liquor companies have learned that they can reach more customers sponsoring gay pride festivals than at Baptist revival meetings or conversion quackery camps.
And all they have to do is slap some rainbows on the bottle.
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