Monday, April 25, 2022

Toon: Jumping Jerk Flash


What is it going to take for the GQP to finally jump the shark?

Every time the Republican Party does something so ridiculous, outrageous, or anti-small-d-democratic, it should be, by any reasonable interpretation of reality, completely washed up, finished, and dumped in the dustbin of history.

But, thanks to the intense tribalism of a base totally encased in a partisan propaganda bubble, it never happens.

Splitting up immigrant families at the border and penning up the children indefinitely in facilities unfit to be a dog pound, while claiming to be the party of Parental Rights and Family Values? No problemo!

Blocking President Obama's Supreme Court nominee for eleven months because a presidential election was coming up, and four years later rushing one of their own through within five weeks of a presidential election? No big deal!

Trying to destroy the Post Office, affordable health care, and public education? All in a day's work!

Saddling taxpayers of Florida with the maintenance costs of the Magic Kingdom out of pure spite, all the while pretending to be the party of fiscal responsibility? Let's go, Gaston!

Overthrowing the duly elected government of the United States? They're all in! (No matter what your lying ears heard them saying at the time.)

The antics of Perjury Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Jim Jordan, Madison Cawthorn, Louie Gohmert, Ted Gosar, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham? Cantcha take a joke?

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