Thursday, May 18, 2023

Q Toon: First Ten Callers Get Brooklyn Bridge Free!





George Santos, the prevaricating Congressboob from Long Island, has been indicted in New York on 13 counts of wire fraud, money laundering, theft of public funds, and "making materially false statements to the House of Representatives." According to the indictment,

"He used political contributions to line his pockets, unlawfully applied for unemployment benefits that should have gone to New Yorkers who had lost their jobs due to the pandemic, and lied to the House of Representatives."

That doesn't count fraud charges pending against him in Brazil, or the FBI investigation of Santos for allegedly taking money from a GoFundMe page that was started to raise money for a U.S. Navy veteran.

In response, his fellow Republican Congresscretins have courageously rejected a Democratic proposal to expel Santos from office, and Santos has vowed to fight on to clear his good name (whichever one that is).

Meanwhile, the Most Corrupt President In History has shown Santos the way to turn a criminal indictment into a quick buck. If a supposed billionaire can shake down his maga minions again and again and again, how hard can it be for Anthony Devolder, Nigerian Prince, to do the same?

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