Q Toon: Leering Eye for the Meme Guy

Hey, I'm not a fan of editorial cartoons based on internet memes, but sometimes you have to go where the readership is. The days when one could reference Shakespeare and Schiller are sadly gone.

LGBTQ+ Pride festivals this year are likely to be more modest than revelers may have become accustomed to.

Knuckling under to the Blatantly Corrupt Trump Regime's policy of Conformity, Inequity, and Exclusion, erstwhile sponsors such as Mastercard, Skyy Vodka, Target, and Pepsi have decided to cancel their support in 2025. Anheuser-Busch ended its 30-year relationship with hometown St. Louis's Pride festival and others'; Comcast sent its regrets to San Francisco, contributing to a $300,000 shortfall in corporate support there. 

“I find it very difficult to believe this is about the economic context,” Fabrice Houdart, executive director of the Association of LGBTQ+ Corporate Directors, told the New York Times. “One thing that is striking about the conversations I have had over the past few months is there are a lot of companies saying, ‘I won’t engage on anything LGBT-related because I don’t want to find myself being a target.’”

Some folks see this as an opportunity to get away from the over-commercialized, homogenized versions of what used to be a celebration of queerness and activism — although, like complaining about Memorial Day Weekend becoming devoted to grilling out and drinking beer, that ship may have sailed.

Q Toon: This Boycott's for You

Two years ago this month, transphobes got their knickers in a knot over Budweiser for signing transgender internet personality Dylan Mulvaney on to advertise their light beer. Mulvaney, a stage actor and comedian, had documented her transition on TikTok during the COVID lockdown, gaining millions of followers.

She became enough of a celebrity to snag an interview with President Joe Biden, raising the dander of the likes of Senator Marcia Blackburn (R-I Want to See Your Manager). Then Budweiser's parent company, Anheuser-Busch, entered the picture.  

On April 1, Mulvaney shared a video promoting Bud Light as part of a partnership with the beer. She appears dressed as the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” character, Holly Golightly, while joking about confusing the meaning of the term “March Madness.” While some people were celebrating sports that month, Mulvaney said she was celebrating a milestone with her “365 Days of Girlhood” series, the one-year mark since her transition. Bud Light gave her a custom can of their beer with her face on it to commemorate the milestone.

And the right wingnuts went, well, nuts.

Fox Noisemakers, Republican Congresskarens, and southern Governors called for a nationwide boycott of the beer. Bubbas TikTokked themselves running over cans of Bud Light with their pick-ups, and Kid Rock famously shot up three cases of the stuff with a semiautomatic rifle.

At the time, an Anheuser-Busch spokesman defended its partnership with Mulvaney, issuing a statement that the company “works with hundreds of influencers across our brands as one of many ways to authentically connect with audiences across various demographics."

Harvard Business Review reported that sales of Bud Light fell by nearly a third over the rest of 2023. The company's President of Operations loudly quit, blaming DEI for Bud's problems and joining up with anti-diversity activist Vivek Ramaswami (remember him?) to promote Conformity, Inequity, and Exclusion.

Two years on, we have a White House mandating trans-bashing, and Budweiser has hired Shane Gillis as their advertising spokesbubba. And in March, Anheuser-Busch announced that it would no longer be a sponsor of the LGBTQ+ Pride Festival in St. Louis, or anywhere else. The announcement of the end of a partnership begun in 1995 was a front page banner headline in St. Louis Post-Dispatch and has prompted a new boycott from the other side of the sociopolitical gulf. It has also left a gaping hole in Pride St. Louis finances.

"It was just interesting that the longest partner of ours for 30 years that they've been at the table with us and a true ally just decided to walk away after basically just saying that they just don't see the value in it anymore," Pride St. Louis President Marty Zuniga said Tuesday.

Now personally, I've never been a Bud Light drinker in the first place. It's yellowish water that foams a bit if you pour it enthusiastically, and I prefer something with considerably more body and flavor. Something that will satisfy my thirst after one or two mugs, say, a porter, stout, or lager. So my contribution to any boycott will be negligible.

Unless you calculate my boycott starting from my 18th birthday.

This Week's Sneak Peek

Instead of the usual snippet from this week's upcoming syndicated cartoon, here's one from a little over 28 years ago:

in InStep, Milwaukee Wis., Dec. 11, 1997

For those of you under drinking age in 1997, Anheuser-Busch had recently replaced a trio of animated frogs who croaked "Bud... wei... ser" in their television commercials with a pair of lizards with a more extensive vocabulary.

As for the reason for the cartoon: Thomas Martin, a former manager at Anheuser-Busch's Los Angeles brewery, filed a lawsuit claiming that he had been harassed and fired for being openly gay. In pre-trial depositions, Anheuser-Busch manager Bob Warner admitted having told Martin that "to tell co-workers that you are gay is unbecoming of a manager and will result in your termination." 

Warner and other managers testified hearing the words "fag" and "faggot" at work often, but counter-claimed that Martin was fired for having committed "sexual harassment and sexual misconduct" of two employees.

The case was to come to trial on December 1, 1997; Anheuser-Busch settled the case out of court for an undisclosed monetary amount.

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Here’s another recording of Schoenberg’s “Verlassen.” 

Everything Auld Is New Again

I robbed Mike Peterson of 1923 Christmas cartoons last week, so I'll let him have the year-end ones — except for this one that has nothing to do with New Year's Eve, but presages a certain meme:

"'Twixt Love and Duty" by Sam Armstrong in Tacoma News Tribune, Dec. 31, 1923

Instead, it's time for your humble scribbler's annual review of my favorites of my own work from the rapidly fading year. And as long as we're mimicking memes...

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Former Senator from Wisconsin Herb Kohl passed away this week, so I have to acknowledge his career here before the year is up.

in UWM Post, Milwaukee, Wis., Sept. 20, 1988

I featured my home state Senator in only a few cartoons over the years, starting in 1988 during his first run for the seat of retiring Bill Proxmire. There were occasional rumors about the lifelong bachelor's sexuality, and I drew referencing that — once — for the LGBTQ press. 

But for the most part, he only appeared as one senator among others in my cartoons — sometimes with a basketball to make sure that Wisconsin readers would recognize the owner of the Milwaukee Bucks. I might just as well have alluded to his grocery or department stores instead.

Curiously, I never had occasion to draw him for the Business Journal of Greater Milwaukee in the nine years that I drew editorial cartoons there. Even when the week's editorial was about the Milwaukee Bucks, the focus was on the stadium board or local government or the players' union. I drew more cartoons for the Beej about our other Senator, Russ Feingold.

That's because Senator Kohl wasn't one to crave the limelight as much as some other politicians. Yet he worked hard on behalf of the state, and put more skin in the game than most team owners do when it came to keeping the Bucks in his hometown. 

Kohl may be the last politician here to gain popularity across the political spectrum. After a modest but respectable victory over then State Senate Majority Leader Susan Engeleiter in 1988, he carried all but nine Wisconsin counties in 1994, and all but eight in 2000. In his last reelection campaign, in 2006, he won each and every county in the state.

For a billionaire, he had the common touch, and kept in touch with his constituents from day one and then some. This was the first year since 1988 that Mr. Kohl did not send my dad a Christmas card.*

Vayanuach b’shalom, Mr. Kohl.

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* I stand corrected: Dad did receive a holiday card from Senator Kohl this year.

Q Toon: This Bud's for You

Pay no attention to Trump hauled into court, or Clarence Thomas schmoozing with that right-wing billionaire Nazi afficionado! Sound the alarm for really really urgent breaking news!!!!

Cishet snowflakes done got their panties all in a wad again, this time over beer cans.

Specifically, Bud Light, which put the face of transgender TikTokker Dylan Mulvaney on some of its cans as part of a partnership deal commemorating her 365th day of her transgendrification.

Not all of its cans, mind you. I suspect that it's not easy to find the Dylan Mulvaney Bud cans at your local Gas 'n' Grab or Dew Drop Inn.

But that was enough to make Kid Rock haul out some military-grade weaponry to blow up his stash of Bud Light real good on Twitter. Other buffoons went to social media to run over their beer with cars, trucks, and farm equipment, or just tossed them in the trash. Offered free Bud Light, attendees at a Kari Lake Still Thinks She's Governor rally stood on principle and drank Lite Beer by Miller instead.

Er, maybe they had Coors.

Seltzer?

Good ol' Tennessee whis-- oh, forget it.

Unfortunately for homobiqueertransdrag-o-phobes, the alcoholic beverage industry figured out long ago that there's gold in that there LGBTQ+ market. Hook-up apps have overtaken gay and lesbian bars as the go-to place to meet new dates, but the beer and liquor companies have learned that they can reach more customers sponsoring gay pride festivals than at Baptist revival meetings or conversion quackery camps.

And all they have to do is slap some rainbows on the bottle.