|United's TV ad may have been inspired by this incident, but they certainly don't want you reminded of it.|
If you think that child kicking the back of your seat all the way from D.C. to Denver was annoying, try sitting in front of the trombone section.
And I don't care what the screen shows, nobody is going to be able to play a cello on an airplane, or fit a french horn in the overhead storage compartment. It's like that Buick ad with Shaquille O'Neal that shows him walking up to their little car, and then shows him sitting inside it; they don't show him actually getting into or out of the car. (Actually, I think they have him curl up into the fetal position, then they just build the car around him.)
At least United doesn't even bother to get the tuba, bass, and percussion section into the plane in their ad.
For the piano alone, they would have to take out 24 seats.